Headcanon: Samezuka swim team sings head shoulders knees and toes in the locker room while Sousuke sobs in the corner.
What kills me the most about episode 9 was that all Sousuke really needed was a shoulder to cry on and nobody was there for him.
"Water, I need you inside of me."
*splashes* Whatever you need, Haru-chan.
((I somehow horribly messed up Betty Crocker cookies why am I even allowed to be in the kitchen?))
Tagged by beauty-marked-swimmer
Five facts about myself:
1: I’m moving from the east coast to the west coast of the USA in like two or three weeks.
2: I have a cat named Furgie, I tell everyone that he’s glamorous.
3: On my first day of working ever my supervisor started brushing my hair and put it in a ponytail and I almost cried.
4: Mulan is my favorite movie ever
5: I once punched a hummingbird by accident in a Taco Bell Drive Thru. I felt really bad about it so I ended up ordering an extra taco to numb the pain.
The ten people I’m tagging are: momotaroured, sharkrinsoup, microshiba, your-friendly-orca, pool-sama, sexuallyfrustrateddolphin, shark-fetish, gentlewhalecaptain, suckmytachibana, rptrinket.
Anyone else that sees this should do it, too!
"Wow, Kisumi, I don't know how you did it but you offended him worst then I did. Anyway he said you can be part of my kingdom since he kicked you out of his. - The Red queen."
"Don’t worry about it Rin, I think I’ll just head on over to Mako-chan’s kingdom. Also, can you deliver this message to Trashuka: Water is stupid.
HEY HUMAN TRASH RECEPTACLE YOU WANNA GO???? YOU CAN INSULT ME BUT DO NOT INSULT MY HUSBAND YOU FUCKING HEAR ME????? WATER IS PERFECT AND AN A+ BABE THAT A TRASH LIKE YOU COULD NEVER DREAM OF POSSIBLY DATING.
ALSO MAKOTO DOESN’T HAVE A KINGDOM YOU DUMBASS HE’S NUMBER TWO IN MY KINGDOM
MILLION YEARS DUNGEON FOR YOUR SORRY ASS I’M SENDING THE GUARDS
"Dungeon? Brings me back to the good days with Mako-chan.
50 shades of free! how you doinAnd you know what, you’re pretty cute when you’re mad. How about a kiss?”
THERE WERE NO GOOD OLD 50 SHADES DAYS WITH MAKOTO I WOULD NEVER LET A FRIEND GET ABUSED LIKE THAT. UGH EW EW EW YOU’RE SO GROSS. I WOULD NEVER KISS YOU. I ONLY KISS WATER, MY AMAZING HUSBAND. FUCK OFF.
"Oh ask Makoto, he wasn’t the one being abused. Let’s just say that kitty has claws. And why would you only kiss water? It probably doesn’t even feel good. Water is flavorless, try me for something more tasteful."
Woah. Bruh. Hold the fuck up, Bruh. Don’t get nasty I’m delicious as fuck.